Skumt

Jag får skumma sms till mina kinatelefon. Tala om broken english!:o)

"Test your soft-hearted when you see a series of love, which you feel most sad ending? A two people break up because of misunderstanding, B heroine fall in love with someone else change of heart; C the other party an incurable illness."

"Huang Lvqing orange red violet, friendship does not stop; up and down the East and West, to send blessings to you: November 18, should be sent to Japan, I wish you: repeated hair, hair all the way, has been sent! Re W, surprise, good luck waiting for you! "

"Holmes spent half a day, vitamin A, but cannot find any clues and witnesses the scene, but he immediately announced that broken A, why? A reply letter to see you guess right."

JÖSSES!:o)

Broken english

Ibland hittar man grejor på engelska här som får en att både skratta och fundera...:o)

 Okay, I promise I won't speel!

 Liquid soup for everyone after going to the loo. :o)

 Ikea food sells ALOMATIZED wine based drink. (Glögg).

 No fireworks allowed indoors at the glasses market. Just so you know. You should leave all your fireworks at home when you go there.

You are her.